Tuesday, October 10, 2006

Another Blonde Joke

A plane is on it's way to Melbourne when a blonde in economy class
gets up and moves to the first class section and sits down.

The flight attendant watches her do this and asks to see her ticket.
She then tells the blonde passenger that she paid for Economy and
that she will have to go and sit in the back.

The blonde replies, "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to Melbourne
and I'm staying right here!"

The flight attendant goes into the cockpit and tells the pilot and
co-pilot that there is some blonde bimbo sitting in first class that
belongs in Economy and won't move back to her seat.
The co-pilot goes back and explains to the girl that because she has
only paid for an Economy place she will have to leave and return
to her original seat.

The blonde replies "I'm blonde I'm beautiful, I'm going to Melbourne and I am staying right here!"

Exasperated the co-pilot tells the pilot that it was no use and he
probably should have the police waiting when they land to arrest
this blonde woman that won't listen to reason.

The pilot says "You say she's blonde? I'll handle this, I'm married to
a blonde, and I speak blonde !"

He goes back to the blonde, whispers in her ear, and she says, "Oh I'm
sorry - I had no Idea," gets up and moves back to her seat in the
Economy section.

The flight attendant and the co-pilot are amazed and asked him what
did he say to make her move without any fuss.
The pilot replied, " I told her that first class was not going to Melbourne."

Thought this was worth a post, catch you all later.


Meow said...

Hahahaha ... what a brilliant joke. Thanks for sharing.
Hope your week is going well.
Take care, Meow

Jack K. said...


Read it before. It's still funny.

JunieRose2005 said...

LOL- Very funny blonde joke!


Merle said...

Hello Margaret ~ Great joke again.
Thanks for your comments about my Apron story. I tried to send you an e mail yesterday, have you changed it?
It's 35 degrees here today - phew.
Thanks for your kind words. Take care
Love, Merle.

Peter said...

I hope you have another Blonde joke for today!!!!!

lori said...

This was very funny!

Gwen said...

Hi Margaret.
Enjoyed your jokes,I have had a day out with friends today.
It's been pretty warm but it was shopping day had no choice ,it had to be done sure was glad to get home.
Keep well I will visit again soon.