Friday, October 13, 2006

Joke day

A handsome young fellow was out on a blind date with a blonde,
who he took to the most popular dining venue in the town.
He became very embarrassed at his date as she was wolfing down her food as if
there was no tomorrow.
Very red faced he asked his date why she was eating so fast.
The blonde replied "The food her is so good I want to finish it before I lose my appetite!''

Never Lie to you wife !

This husband rang his wife from work and informed her he was
going on a fishing trip with the guys from work, he asked her if she
would please pack for him as he would have to leave in a hurry.
He asked her to pack all his fishing gear, rods and fishing tackle and nets fishing box etc. "Oh and by the way could you please pack my silk
pyjamas as well?"

The husband duly arrived home picked up his gear and went off on the
fishing trip for the weekend.
He arrived home tired out on the Sunday night, his wife asked '"Was it a good trip?"
"Oh yes!" he replied we all had a wonderful time." As an afterthought he enquired,"By the way, why didn't you pack my silk pyjamas?'"

"'Oh I did,she replied I put them in your fishing box!"


Peter said...

A cupla goodies Margaret, thanks for participating.

Merle said...

Hi Margaret ~ I laughed at the silk pyjamas in the fishing box. Caught out nicely !! The cruise control thing was interesting and could save a life if it got to be known. Not to use it in wet weather. It was darn hot here again today, but we hope to get 23 degrees tomorrow, which is better. Take care, Love, Merle.

Jeanette said...

Hi Margaret
had a laugh at the silk pj's .
the young fella also bought a giggle
Take Care Jan

Tan Lucy Pez said...

Good jokes! I did the Blog Joke Day as well. Well, not as well as you did of course. Just sayin'.

Jack K. said...

Oops! Who would have thought to look in the tackle box?


Christina said...

ROFL, esp at silk pyjamas!

I'm over from Peter's blog. I participated too!

Meow said...

I love all the jokes everyone posted yesterday ... too cool. Unfortunately, I didn't even think of it ... (Sorry Peter !!)
Have a wonderful weekend.
Take care, Meow

PEA said...

Hi Margaret...thank you so much for dropping by my blog and for the birthday wishes:-) I'm overwhelmed at all the comments I've been getting all are all making my birthday party a successful one! hehe Thank you again!!

Hale McKay said...

Good joke. I'm getting a kick out of this iea Peter had. It's giving me a chance to visit some new blogs.

DellaB said...

Hi Margaret, I came for the joke, and stayed for the read - you have some great posts ... thanks, Della

Merle said...

Hi again Margaret ~ The first thing I do on a blog that has music is turn it off, but I really like this song, so it is still on!! Thanks for your comments on Deck of Cards. I only ever heard it as a spoken piece too, by Tex Ritter I think. It is good to
bring it out every now and then.
Take care, Love, Merle.