Hi, everyone my apologies for not reading very often , therefore not commenting regularly
Thank you for all for visit to my posts I do appreciate them. I am back to work tomorrow so now have to deal with last stage preparation for my move in my free time.
Once the actual move has happened I Will have more time to get back to normal posting. I expect that I will be a couple of days before I am re connected to net as well. Everything is a little unsure at present however the end is in sight. Once again thanks everyone for hanging in there for me.
Paddy and Mick are walking home after a night on the beer. They've got no money to get a taxi, and are staggering all over the place when they find themselves outside a bus depot.
Paddy has a brainwave and says to Mick, "get in there and steal a bus so we can drive home, and I'll stay out here and look out for the police." Mick duly breaks into the depot and is gone for twenty minutes, while Paddy is wondering what the hell he is doing.
Eventually Paddy sticks his head around the door, and sees Mick running from bus to bus looking very worried. "What in all hell are you doing, Mick, get a move on!" To which Mick replies,"I can't find a number 7 anywhere Paddy," Paddy, holding his hands to his head in disbelief, shouts, "You ***** idiot, Mick.
Steal a number 9 and we'll get off at the roundabout and walk the rest of the way!"