I would just like to thank everyone for their kindness, and response to my latest drama.
I truly do value each and every one of my blogging friends.
It seemed so churlish of me to want to throw it all away , however I was just once again in a very difficult place. I was very sick and had a very painful back that would not allow me to even sit at the computer.
Then the final straw, once I had started to feel better My ISP just dropped out as it has a couple of times before.
I really enjoy the contact that I have with you all and am very sorry that I even thought of giving you all up. I will catch up with you all personally as soon as I can make my way round all the sites I have not read for some time. It was very reassuring to hear that people do enjoy reading my “blather.”
A special thanks to Peter for posting for me and bringing everyone up to the mark.
Children's Science Exam
If you need a laugh, then read through these Children's Science Exam Answers.
Q: Name the four seasons.
A: Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar.
Q: Explain one of the processes by which water can be
made safe to drink.
A: Flirtation makes water safe to drink because it
removes large pollutants like grit, sand, dead
sheep and canoeists.
Q: How is dew formed?
A: The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them
Q: How can you delay milk turning sour?
A: Keep it in the cow.
Q: What causes the tides in the oceans?
A: The tides are a fight between the Earth and the
Moon. All water tends to flow towards the moon,
because there is no water on the moon, and nature
hates a vacuum. I forget where the sun joins in
Q: What are steroids
A: Things for keeping carpets still on the stairs.
Q: What happens to your body as you age?
A: When you get old, so do your bowels and you get
Q: What happens to a boy when he reaches puberty?
A: He says good-bye to his boyhood and looks
forward to his adultery.
Q: Name a major disease associated with cigarettes
A: Premature death.
Q: How are the main parts of the body categorized?
A: The body is consisted into three parts - the
brainium, the Borax and the abdominal cavity. The
brainium contains the brain; the borax contains
the heart and lungs, and the abdominal cavity
contains the five bowels, A, E, I, O, and U.
Q: What is the fibula?
A: A small lie.
Q: What does "varicose" mean? (I do love this one.)
Q: Give the meaning of the term "Caesarean Section"
A: The Caesarean Section is a district in
Q: What does the word "benign" mean?'
A: Benign is what you will be after you be eight.
Want to Drive?
A young boy had just gotten his driver's permit and inquired of his father, if they could discuss his use of the car. His father said he'd make a deal with his son. "You bring your grades up from a C to a B average, study your Bible a little, get your hair cut and we'll talk about the car."
The boy thought about that for a moment, decided he'd settle for the offer and they agreed on it.
After about six weeks his father said, "Son, I've been real proud. You brought your grades up and I've observed that you have been studying your Bible, but I'm real disappointed you haven't gotten your hair cut."
The young man paused a moment then said, "You know, Dad, I've been thinking about that, and I've noticed in my studies of the Bible that Samson had long hair, John the Baptist had long hair, Moses had long hair and there's even a strong argument that Jesus had long hair."
To this his father replied, "Did you also notice they all walked everywhere they went?"