Monday, February 05, 2007

A big Thank You

I would just like to thank everyone for their kindness, and response to my latest drama.

I truly do value each and every one of my blogging friends.

It seemed so churlish of me to want to throw it all away , however I was just once again in a very difficult place. I was very sick and had a very painful back that would not allow me to even sit at the computer.

Then the final straw, once I had started to feel better My ISP just dropped out as it has a couple of times before.

I really enjoy the contact that I have with you all and am very sorry that I even thought of giving you all up. I will catch up with you all personally as soon as I can make my way round all the sites I have not read for some time. It was very reassuring to hear that people do enjoy reading my “blather.”

A special thanks to Peter for posting for me and bringing everyone up to the mark.




Children's Science Exam


If you need a laugh, then read through these Children's Science Exam Answers.



Q: Name the four seasons.

A: Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar.


Q: Explain one of the processes by which water can be

made safe to drink.

A: Flirtation makes water safe to drink because it

removes large pollutants like grit, sand, dead

sheep and canoeists.


Q: How is dew formed?

A: The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them

perspire.


Q: How can you delay milk turning sour?

(brilliant,love this!)

A: Keep it in the cow.


Q: What causes the tides in the oceans?

A: The tides are a fight between the Earth and the

Moon. All water tends to flow towards the moon,

because there is no water on the moon, and nature

hates a vacuum. I forget where the sun joins in

this fight.


Q: What are steroids

A: Things for keeping carpets still on the stairs.


Q: What happens to your body as you age?

A: When you get old, so do your bowels and you get

intercontinental.


Q: What happens to a boy when he reaches puberty?

A: He says good-bye to his boyhood and looks

forward to his adultery.


Q: Name a major disease associated with cigarettes

A: Premature death.


Q: How are the main parts of the body categorized?

(e.g., abdomen.)

A: The body is consisted into three parts - the
brainium, the Borax and the abdominal cavity. The
brainium contains the brain; the borax contains
the heart and lungs, and the abdominal cavity
contains the five bowels, A, E, I, O, and U.

Q: What is the fibula?

A: A small lie.

Q: What does "varicose" mean? (I do love this one.)

A: Nearby.

Q: Give the meaning of the term "Caesarean Section"

A: The Caesarean Section is a district in Rome

Q: What does the word "benign" mean?'

A: Benign is what you will be after you be eight.


Want to Drive?

A young boy had just gotten his driver's permit and inquired of his father, if they could discuss his use of the car. His father said he'd make a deal with his son. "You bring your grades up from a C to a B average, study your Bible a little, get your hair cut and we'll talk about the car."

The boy thought about that for a moment, decided he'd settle for the offer and they agreed on it.

After about six weeks his father said, "Son, I've been real proud. You brought your grades up and I've observed that you have been studying your Bible, but I'm real disappointed you haven't gotten your hair cut."

The young man paused a moment then said, "You know, Dad, I've been thinking about that, and I've noticed in my studies of the Bible that Samson had long hair, John the Baptist had long hair, Moses had long hair and there's even a strong argument that Jesus had long hair."

To this his father replied, "Did you also notice they all walked everywhere they went?"



11 comments:

Leann said...

I love it glad your back.this post made my day.a merry heart works like meds.have a great week,God bless.

Peter said...

Hi Margaret, good to see you back in action again. Hope we can catch up before I head west, about the end of Feb.

Lee said...

It wonderful to have you back, Margaret. You are important to us all, so don't ever think of disappearing again, or we'll have to form a posse and come out looking for you! ;)

You don't stand chance, girlie!

annadams95340 said...

Please don't disappear. You have many friends out here who will watch for your posts and would miss them if they weren't here from time to time.

Kentucky Gal said...

I'm so glad you were able to come back as I was just getting to know you!!
I loved the last bit about the walking...lol...lol!!
:-D

JunieRose said...

Hi Margaret,

It's so good to see you're back. I've been checking back every day or so-

I loved all your post today- especially liked what the kids had to say!


Junie

Meow said...

Hi Margaret,
It's great to see you back.
Hope all is well now.
This post is great ... it's great fun reading these jokes.
Take care, Meow

Merle said...

Hi Dear Margaret ~~ So glad you are back my friend. I could not come to comment yesterday as my line was down
Better late than never. I especially
like the nice big font, so easy to read. I hope your back is quite better Margaret, as that can drag you down. I am having a similar problem
at present and know that it is not much fun. Thanks for your comments,
glad you enjoy the posts. Take great
care my friend, Love, Merle.

Jeanette said...

Dear Margaret .Pleased to see you back blogging. great post. The Childrens Science exam won my vote tonight. Take care keep smiling stay well. Jan

DellaB said...

Hi Margaret, SO glad you ARE back... and how - good stuff, thanks.

You remind me, how many times have I felt like it was the end-of-the-world when nothing felt right, only to wake up the next day feeling really ill! It took me ages before I realised the connection, and I still forget...

:-)
Della

Peter said...

Hi there, I’ve been relying on using Bloglines to do my daily rounds of the blogroll for a while now, it’s a very time saving method but it feels a bit impersonal at times, so it’s a hot Saturday, I’m gonna sit here and visit with everyone, It won’t feel any different to you but know that I chose to visit today instead of just answering an electronic reminder.
Have a good day.