Sunday, September 03, 2006

Dog's and Cat's Diary

THE DOG'S DIARY

7 am- Oh boy! A walk ! My favourite!
8 am- Oh boy! Dog food! My favourite!
9 am- Oh boy! The kids! My favourite!
Noon- Oh boy! The yard !My favourite!
2 pm- Oh boy! A car ride! My favourite!
3 pm- Oh boy! The kids again! My favourite!
4 pm- Oh boy! Playing ball! My Favourite!
6 pm- Oh boy! Welcome home Mom! My favourite!
7 pm- Oh boy! Welcome home Dad! My favourite!
8 pm- Oh boy! Dog food! My favourite!
9 pm- Oh boy! Tummy rubs on the couch! My favourite!
11 pm- Oh boy! Sleeping in my people's bed! My favourite!

THE CAT'S DIARY

Day 183 of my captivity....
My captures continue to taunt me with small dangling objects...
They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while I am forced to eat
dry cereal...
The only thing that keeps me going is the hope of escape,
and the mild satisfaction I get from clawing the furniture...
Tomorrow I may shred and eat another house plant...
Today my attempt to kill my captors by weaving around their
feet while they were walking almost succeeded.......
Maybe I should try this at the top of the stairs....
In an attempt to disgust and repulse these vile oppressors,
I once again induced myself to vomit on their favourite chair....
Must try this on their bed....
Decapitated a mouse and brought them home the headless body
in an attempt to make them aware of what I am capable of,
and to strike fear into their hearts.....
They only cooed and condescended about what a good little kitty
I was. This is not working according to plan.......
There was a gathering of their accomplices. I was placed in
solitary confinement throughout the event. However I could
hear noise and smell the food. More important, I overheard that
my confinement was due to my power of inducing something
called " allergies"..........
Must learn what this is and use it to my advantage......
I am convinced that the other captives are flunkies and maybe
snitches. The dog is routinely released and seems more than
happy to return, he is obviously a half wit!.........
The bird on the other hand, has got to be an informant. He speaks
with them regularly, and I am certain he reports my every move.........
Due to his current placement in the metal room, his safety is assured.....
But I can wait........

4 comments:

Merle said...

Hi Margaret ~~ I enjoyed the Cat and Dog Diaries, and also the great photos. At least you got them on, so well done. Glad you are enjoying
the blogging in spite of all the beginner problems. Take care, Merle.

Margaret said...

Dear Merle, glad you liked the diaries. My daughter in law Vicki sent them to me in an email. Ithought they were worth a post. Thanks for all your kind comments. At least I learned how not to post photos in a big way didn't I. Love Margaret

JunieRose2005 said...

Margaret,

The photos are great!
Thanks for sharing them.

June

Jim said...

The dog and cat are in the same predicament. The cat is smarter but gets a bad outlook on life.

Your beach picture is nice, I don't get the Irish part. Well, I might, but I don't want to say it.
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