Sunday, March 16, 2008

Ever Wonder Why ?








When a woman wears a leather dress,
A man's heart beats quicker,?
And his throat gets dry,
He goes weak in the knees,
And he begins to think irrationally.
?


Ever Wonder Why?



BECAUSE SHE SMELLS LIKE A NEW CAR !









A little boy goes to his father and asks 'Daddy, how was I born?'

The father answers, 'Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway! Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive.. As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a little Pop-Up appeared that said:


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You've got Male



15 comments:

Merle said...

Dear Margaret ~~ Great jokes, funny about the smell of a new car. Also you've got male !! Thanks for your comments and it was nice to see my grandson and for John to take me to a couple of shops. But it is still far too hot for this late in March.
Hope you are keeping well, Take care, Love, Merle.

Renie Burghardt said...

Hi Margaret,


That makes sense about the leather and the new car! LOL. And the downloading of his hard drive was funny. Things are done differently these days, eh? Haha. Oh, and I love your quote of Building a Better World.

Thank you for visiting me. Have a lovely week.


Best wishes,

Renie

Jeanette said...

Hi Margaret, great Jokes < yep a new car always smells of leather.
Hehehe you got male I cant remember it being that easy. LOL

JunieRose2005 said...

Hi Margaret,

:) I always wondered what the big deal was about a woman in a leather dress- NOW I know!

And that last one you put on is very cute ! :)


Junie

Jamie Dawn said...

Leather dress = new car
And all this time, I thought it was the women in those dresses that caused men to react.

:-)

The You've Got Male photo is the cutest thing. That is a high tech way to describe the birds and the bees to a kid.

Have a good week, Margaret.

Leann said...

Oh my Lord those jokes are so darn cute.that baby is a little sweetie.LOL.your doing good on your blog girl.I told my daughters about the Queensland farmer and they cracked up.

have a great week and God bless.
(((((((((((((((HUGS)))))))))))))))
I looked out the window and big snow flakes are drifting downits awesome.

Jamie Dawn said...

I saw in your profile that you like Irish and Scottish music.
We had a fun day yesterday celebrating St. Patrick's Day. I don't know if Australia has an equivalent holiday.
We are about to get a wave of severe thunderstorms and a LOT of rain.

Have a good day!

smileymamaT said...

HA! What a funny blog! Love the Property Manager in Training! hee hee....

Merle said...

Dear Margaret ~~ Thanks for your comments and I remember that you used to stop at Bacchus Marsh for Apple
Cider. It's a very nice little town
and I had a great visit with my cousin Michelle. But it is always nice to be home again. I hope you are keeping well and not working too hard. Take care my friend, Love,Merle

Christina said...

Too cute! love that baby.

also the one from your last post about the farmer and brother Greg - LOL!!!

Meow (aka Connie) said...

Hi Margaret,
Love the funnies ... great as usual.
Hope you are well.
Take care, Meow

Gwen said...

Hi Margaret.
Great jokes,you got Male lol.
stay well

Jim said...

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You may have heard I can't sing good, that is about all the better I can sing, so Happy (late) Birthday, Margaret!

I hope you had a nice BDay!
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Merle said...

Dear Margaret ~~ I hope you have a lovely day for your birthday on the 7th. My blog has been off the air for two days, but OK again now.
Take care, dear friend, Love, Merle.

Margaret Cloud said...

Just came by to say hi, I got your name off Merles blog site, very funny post and the baby photo is too cute for words, I love the look on his face. I also know it is dated 3/16/08.